||1/9/2019||Minnesota Man, 48, Gets Naked, Imitates Florida Man In St. Petersburg Hotel||1/7/2019||Florida man denies syringes found in rectum are his||1/4/2019||Son Arrested For Pizza Attack On His Father
Cops: Man angry victim "helped give birth to him"||12/12/2018||Deputy cleared for shooting naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him||12/11/2018||Florida Man Arrested for DUI While Lemur and Wallaby Escape from Truck During Traffic Stop||12/6/2018||Florida man arrested for shoplifting after job interview at Kohls||12/5/2018||The "World’s Dumbest Criminal" Cops To Stealing Weed Trimmer, Lawnmower From Walmart||12/4/2018||Cops Memorialize The Sage Words Of Florida Man
Ex-con, 52, was caught having sex on beach||12/3/2018||Florida Man Arrested After Offering Undercover Cop A Hamburger In Exchange For Sex Act||11/28/2018||Woman Arrested After Gas Leak At Dollar General
Cops: Shopper pulled knife after fart comments||11/27/2018||Woman passes gas in store, then pulls knife on an offended customer, cops say||11/26/2018||Man Behind Bars Following Arrest In Bizarre Potato Rage Incident||11/21/2018||Florida man uses fake ID, steals $41K in dental implants, $10K for French bulldog||11/21/2018||Woman Charged In Chinese Food Battery On Beau Wanton attack occurred at Florida mobile home park||11/20/2018||Miniature Horse Lover Gets Corralled Cops: Creepy Floridian, 21, gave confession||11/16/2018||Man wearing homemade knife necklace charges at neighbors, ECSO says||11/15/2018||Florida man walked into police station, asked to go to jail for child porn||11/14/2018||Florida man accused of putting semen in coworkers water||11/12/2018||Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen||11/8/2018||ops Bust Man Who Said Name Was "Ben Dover"
At least perp did not claim to be Heywood Jablome|